Sparking Up a God Run in Noita (Even When the Game Hates You)

So you want to become a god in Noita.

Not just survive, not just clear the game, but ascend. You want the kind of run where you can stand in lava, laugh at a nuke, and bend the game’s systems until the game crashes, inacapable of computing your unfathomable power.

The problem though is Noita hates you. It hates your optimism. It hates your plans. It especially hates your desire for control. It’s a game where physics, alchemy, and the whims of RNG combine to slap you in the face with the game over screen so fast that watching the replay to see how you died is the norm (checkout reddit with whole discussions on whether Mina just got Noita'd or not).

And yet… people do it somewhat consistently. Not with luck. Not with perks. But with tech, a growing body of techniques, tricks, and system-level exploits that let you make consistent progress through sheer understanding of how the game works under the hood. This article series is a tour through the beginning of just another run in Noita.

It’s not about wand builds, biome overviews, or modding tips. It’s about mechanics mastery, what you can always do, regardless of perks or seed. It’s the toolkit for turning any run into a god run. Even if your first perk is "Gamble" and you get glass canon or eat your vegetables and you are not Dunk or Fury.

Each article in the series covers one specific technique (tech), or concept. Some are beginner-friendly, others involve light abuse of the game’s floating point math. All are legal, replicable, and pure vanilla.

Here’s the list:

0. The First Law of Noiting
   Why water is the most powerful early-game survival tool and how to use it like a pro.

1. Gold and other Physics Objects: Printing Money in Early Game Noita
   Making double the gold while keeping your hands "clean".

2. Ditching the Exit to Save the Edit
   The Holy Mountain doesn’t have to crumble. Preserving wand editing.

3. Fungal Gamble - Dancing With the Gods of RNG in Noita
   Risk vs. reward, The Fungal Caverns early can be deadly, but the payoff is real.

4. Hiisi Harem - Infinite Early Game Healing in Noita
   Recruiting your own personal healing squad; never fear chip damage again.

5. Heartache – Becoming the Bullet Sponge in Noita 
   getting tankier than the bosses in the game.

6. Ylialkemisti - The end of The Knower to be
   The economy is no economy, unlimited spells and more with the most broken drops in the game.

7. Breaking the Perk Reroll Machine
   Not the gods, not even the games code can stop Mina from getting what Mina wants.

Unitiated Knower to be:

This series is meant for players who have at least cleared the game once. If you're still new to Noita, consider playing blind first, your first deaths are priceless experience. Screaming "Noita'd!".  Well, a wise Mina once said "You didn't reroll for explosion immunity, skill issue".

knower to be:

Every single one of these is doable in vanilla Noita with no luck required. The game is deterministic. If you understand it, you control it (enough). Play any seed. Learn the tech. Use them together. And consistently ascend to infinite power only capped by your cpu.

Mina:

When I Play Noita, I live and exist in the world. These are like my early life tips I carry into every lifetime where I intend to play in god mode. What do you think? Any essentials I'm missing? Something that doesn't deserve to make the list? It is only my opinion from my experiences.